Dear you:
There she is . . . Miss Utah . . . speechifying. Something like "create better education" was her response to a question about income inequality. Your major bloggers are way ahead of me here, posting comparisons to Miss South Carolina's response about why Americans didn't know basic geography (map shortage -- like in "the Iraq"). Seriously, Miss Utah sounds positively Mensa material compared to her southern belle comrade in pageants.
But look at the picture! Why are we obsessed with botched answers when the microphone holders reveal a truly shocking truth about America: pink net dresses and Jersey Shore menswear are coming back. If we keep this up, we won't need to worry about national security "issues" (I feel restrained and won't even mention the darling boy's name or the current "problem") because we will crumble from within. Our enemies see it coming: death by bad fashion.
But who am I to criticize. I wear Walmart hooker heels (gold tone) and still refuse to dye my ever greying hair. As for that: my 58th birthday is/was this fine June. Where do I go from here? I shall continue to chase academic gigs here in la Panhandle because, really, we do need to "create better education."
Send me maps for my birthday gifts.
Kisses,
Joyce
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