Monday, July 20, 2015

"Watch out for El Chapo!"

Pitbull

Dear you:

Mr. 305 talks back to The Donald!  The press of current events is relieved by the comedy (continuing) of politics.  And that is pretty tragic considering how politics is supposed to relieve the press of current events.

Check out this Business Insider article elaborating on Armando Perez's (Pitbull) reaction to Trump's idiocy: http://www.businessinsider.com/pitbull-donald-trump-el-chapo-2015-7.     In this short article, notice how he pushes Ms. Clinton and Mr. Rubio to "step it up".

Step it up!  I cannot see/hear that phrase and not think of the dance movies featuring that title.

Here are some alternatives to the "step it up" phrase, following the three word form.  These can be used in political, social, domestic or even taking-to-yourself-when-you're-alone contexts:

1.  Dance it out!  EXAMPLE:  Pitbull to The Donald, "Cut the bull and dance it out!"  Then they engage in a break dancing competition.

2.  Shove it under!  EXAMPLE:  El Chapo orders his crew to stash The Donald's body, "Shove it under the bridge."

3.  Slap it down!  EXAMPLE: If my composition students suffer writer's block, I say "Slap it down!"  (Meaning some words on paper, not me.)

4.  Drink it over!  EXAMPLE:  When Senator McCain is deciding if he should hire El Chapo to eliminate Trump, he says to his advisers "Let's drink it over!"   (Every decision is eased by martinis.)

5.  Bring it on!    Oh, wait, that's been done . . .

Enjoy the July heat and don't forget to drink it over!

Kisses from this place,
The Joyce



   

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