WE WILL HAVE SO MUCH WINNING!!!!!!

Dear you:

Syria, shootings in Oregon, flooding in the Atlantic states.  What, me worry?  Never!  I have the promise of The Donald assuring me we will have so much winning.

Winning.  I suppose that means different things to different people. My version of winning is NOT at all like Mr. T's or many of his supporters.  Break it down, "listicle" time again.

Winning according to Joyce:
1.  Gigging in enough dough to pay bills and eat well.
2.  Avoiding the trap of extrinsic motivation.  (If I do this, my department chair will love me etc.)
3.  Enjoying immunity from random opinion.  (Yes, I pretend I'm a Billboard Top 10 star when I work out on the beach.)
4.  Pretending I am immortal.  (This is only disrupted when mailings from AARP or Funeral Benefits Inc. arrive in my mailbox.)
5.  Maintaining physical and intellectual flexibility.  (I can still fall into complete 180 degree splits and can read books written by my adversaries . . . kind of.)

Winning according to Donald:
1.  Talking about my piles of dough.
2.  Manipulating people to fall into traps of extrinsic motivation.  (Don't piss Donald off.)
3.  Enjoying immunity from logic.
4.  Knowing I am immortal!
5.  Maintaining physical and intellectual weirdness.

Choose your 5 actions, from Joyce or Donald, and execute them for your own brand of WINNING!

I guess being alpha and in control is a sign of dominance (a sort of winning), and I have to hand it to Donald for achieving that . . . power.  Speaking of power, check out this clip from Trevor Noah's show compliments of Time:

http://time.com/4060432/trevor-noah-donald-trump-african-president/

Hilarious!
Frightening!
Perfect for Halloween season!

Go forth and win, baby.

XO

Your Joyce