Monday, May 30, 2022

Memorial Day 2022

 


Dear you,

Memorial Day, 2022.  Driving back from a visit to Tallahassee, I stopped at a McDonald’s.  Something about road trips triggers my need for fish filet sandwiches and fries.  I indulged a few miles from the condo home.  Snacking in the car, legs dangling out the door, I looked up and saw this flag (above).  The symbol flapped in the breeze, tattered but still there.  Perfect symbolism.  We are a tattered nation, flapping around in random winds.  Such as . . .

Another mass shooting.  This time at an elementary school.  You know the numbers, the faces, the grief.  You also know the excuses.  But we all know those children died while armed men waited outside their classroom.  They waited.  The institutions of protection and defense are playing around with handbooks and protocols that are insane.  JUST GO.  DO SOMETHING.  THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE BUILT TO DO.  They waited.

This was brutal.  This was big.  We are in destructive mode, even in mundane daily encounters. For example, at a McDonald’s in Polk County, not the home of the previously mentioned tattered flag, Tianis Jones went berserk when her pre-ordered Happy Meal was incorrect.  She stormed the store and called 911.  Her rant lasted for ten minutes, “I’m at McDonalds, I’m five months pregnant . . . these people don’t know how to run a fucking McDonald’s.  I want my money.  They tried to cheat me out of my money.  I want my money!”  She then trashed the condiment station and went behind the counter to toss cups.  Before leaving, she made sure to twerk for the security camera. 

Yes, we are feeling rather tattered in ways big and small.  I hear our allies are worried we are about to collapse and making plans just in case.  Google the topic.  You will find op-ed pieces and studies like the one by Canadian political scientist Thomas Homer-Dixon titled “The American polity is cracked and might collapse. Canada must prepare.”  In the editorial he claims that by “2025, American democracy could collapse, causing extreme domestic political instability including widespread civil violence.  By 2030, if not sooner, the country could be governed by a right-wing dictatorship.” He cites the decades long influence of outlets such as Fox News and Newsmax and voodoo-men like Rush Limbaugh as causes.  And the right-wing voodoo-men and women are “armed to the teeth” with around 400 million firearms.  Homer-Dixon agrees with other political experts that predict “under a second Trump administration, liberalism will be marginalized and right-wing Christian groups super-empowered, while violence by vigilante, paramilitary groups will rise sharply.”

Canada is, no surprise, planning ahead.  They are theorizing ways to handle millions of American refugees seeking political asylum in their sane country.  I wonder if Mexico, Costa Rica, Brazil, etc. etc. etc. are doing the same.  Picture it, millions of liberal minded Americans re-enacting the past, fleeing tyranny and despotism just like their ancestors did.  It could happen.

However, I refuse (at least for the moment) to let gun nuts, abusive twerkers and super-empowered “American Christians” run me out of this gangster nation.  On this Memorial Day, I think about all those good dreamers who wanted something better than what we are.  They don’t want me to run.  I imagine they would say:  JUST GO.  DO SOMETHING. THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE BUILT TO DO. 

I think we can do it.  We outnumber “them”.  Let’s mobilize as well as memorialize.

Forward, not back.

Joyce on Memorial Day, 2022

Monday, May 16, 2022

Things that truly suck!

Dear you,

We got a picture this week of our galaxy’s black hole, Sagittarius A*.  It is 4 million times the size of our sun and 27,000 light-years away from Earth.  These holes suck in everything that comes near them; they’re massive gravity pits.  But this one, experts say, is tame and not aggressively on the hunt. I feel bad about that. Look at that photo!  He’s adorable.  Maybe little Sag* just needs encouragement.  He needs tempting snacks.  Let’s feed this little sucker some of the things that really suck here on planet Earth.  That would be a win-win for both of us. These people and things suck and deserve to be sucked up (suckage karma), banished from our Milky Way:

Republican Senate candidate Kathy Barnette:  Some of her tweets have surfaced saying things like “banning Muslims is NOT unconstitutional” and (my favorite) “Please PRAY for my babies and me.  We are about to board the plane and there’s a homosexual female.”   [There’s a homosexual female where?  On the wings of the plane?  And why is this prayer-worthy?  If God is gay, and he probably is, I don’t think these prayers will be appreciated.]  Kathy, Kathy, Kathy. #SheSucks

Cryptocurrencies:  The current stock market dips and dives are making us sick. CNBC won’t stop talking about things like Bitcoin and their plunge in value. I don’t know anything about Bitcoins or crypto in general, so now I am forced to self-educate and stumble through tedious articles on Yahoo Finance filled with incomprehensible (to me) stuff like this, “One difference between the current environment and other prolonged downturns such as the ‘crypto winter’ in 2018 is the amount of institutions now involved in the market, which may be a source of support, said Paul Veradittakit, a partner at digital asset manager Pantera Capital.”  I lived through a crypto winter four years ago and didn’t know it. I’ve never heard of Pantera Capital.  Don’t they make sandwiches or something? Oh, wait, that’s Panera. This makes me feel old and crypto-ignorant.  #ThatSucks

Marvin Peavy and Herschel Walker:  The Trump Won, Let’s Go Brandon banner guy down the street just added a third piece of visual pollution to his vulgar house on 30A, a Herschel 2022 banner.  Herschel Walker, former football player, recipient of a restraining order for domestic violence, and bloated head-case suffering from dissociative identify disorder, wants to be the Georgia Republican candidate for the US Senate.  He hopes to replace the honorable Raphael Warnock.  For the love of god, Sagittarius A*, make these deplorable men go away.  #TheySuck

Leaf blowers and lawn mowers:  In addition to the stomping and slamming noises produced by our condo “guests”, I have to endure the nerve-shattering screams of gas-powered leaf blowers and lawn mowers. I remember talking to someone from California once about these devices.  She was shocked and asked, “but aren’t they illegal?”  Sure, if you live in a civilized state. These damn tools aren’t just noisy, they are nasty sources of carbon emission and air pollution.  CNET.com’s Brian Bennett wrote about this and quoted the California Air Resources Board as saying “just one hour of gas leaf blower use is the equivalent of driving 1,100 miles.  Running a gas lawn mower for the same period equates to a 300-mile drive.” They blow.  They mow.  And #TheyReallyReallySuck

My bad mood:  Covid, the Trump thing that won’t end, Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, inflation, the housing shortage, global warming, etc. etc. etc.  I have a million reasons to be in a bad mood.  But I am sick of being sick of things.  Please, Sag*, take my bluesy mood away.  #ItSucks

There’s today’s menu for my new friend in the galaxy.  Surely, there’ll be more suggested entrees next week, and the next, and the next . . .   

Help us, Sagittarius A*!  Bon appetit.

Love and kisses from your favorite Earthling,

Joyce