Dear you,
Last Friday I received my first shot of Moderna. I am halfway to invincible! The day of the
injection I was nervous but excited. At
my age, I didn’t expect side effects. Other
seniors I’ve spoken to only suffered a tiny bit of injection site pain. Unfortunately, this was not true for me. I experienced dizziness, chills and fever,
random body aches, blurry vision, throbbing injected arm from shoulder to hand,
and mega exhaustion. The hours directly
after the shot were strangely pleasurable, floaty, like I had smoked some
really excellent weed. But ten hours in,
the buzz ended and the drama started. It
took me days to get back to normal.
So much for the first shot “not so bad” rumor. It seems my immune system thinks she’s twelve
years old. She went DEFCON1 fighting
that virus shot. I guess that’s good. My system knew to attack instead of just
roll over. But if she chose the nuclear
option after shot one, the supposedly easy injection, what will she do after
shot two? Don’t think about it . . . Don’t think about it . . . Don’t think
about it . . .
Just keep thinking about a return to invincible!
The after-effects are worth it. Vaccines are amazing. We need more.
If we have an “APP for that” for virtually everything, we should also
have a “VAX for that” for virtually everything. I want immunity from/an end to the
following:
Leg hair
Conservatives
Spring breakers at the condo complex
Everything at the condo complex
Joe Namath peddling Medicare benefits
The persistent body odor smell at my local Tom Thumb (in)convenience
store
Sean Hannity
Underwear
Those passive-aggressive “have a blessed day” ladies
Mortality
Oh, happy day when I can get those shots. Side effects be damned. No more compulsive leg shaving, chasing that
smooth as Barbie feel! No more cranky
moods caused by invaders, body odor, or Sean Hannity! A world full of groovy people going commando!
And none of that dying thing. Perfection.
What is on your wish list?
We can make a VAX for that, someday.
Love,
Joyce
PS – Thank you Moderna!
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