Monday, June 28, 2021

Greg Locke from Old Dirt Road

 


Dear you,

Be very glad you are anywhere but in the Panhandle beach scene now.  The crowding, anxiety, and general bad attitudes have reached all time highs; I guess I should say lows.  I dashed over to the west end of Panama City Beach to get a trim today and one of the stylists told me hotels are charging up to $700 a night now and through the July 4th holiday.  $700 a night for PCB?  It is really trashy there, even more than here on 30A. Chatty haircutter also told me her phone is blowing up, “friends” calling from Georgia, begging for a place to crash.  Georgia, again, the Marjorie Taylor Greene type of Georgia, coming in hard and steady.  Them, and of course Tennessee guests, disembarking by the truckload all over the place.  These TN visitors may or may not be devotees of that state’s demented pastor, Greg Locke, featured above with our favorite pillow guy.

Locke is in the news because of his latest sermonette-rant informing his audience that Pence is Judas, VP Harris is a “jezebel demon”, and Biden is a sex-trafficking “mongrel, he’s of the left, he ain’t no better than the Pope and Oprah Winfrey and Tom Hanks and the rest of that wicked crowd.”

Oh. Dear. God.

Who is stupid enough to believe this man?  His church, Global Vision Bible Church, is located in Wilson County, Tennessee, a suburb of Nashville.  As usual, I suggest you use your Google, check out the organization and their website littered with mission statements like “we believe the Bible is the perfect Word of God.”  Greg, Greg, Greg, ever hear of the Council of Nicea and Emperor Constantine, the clever creator of Christian theology brain-twisters like:  Jesus is the son of god but not God-god, but still all blended in with god because, you know, one substance, so same but not because the Holy Spirit is included in the clump as a ghost that is holy, not like Casper zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Sorry, I tend to doze off when overwhelmed by bullshit.  But I can promise you whoever god is, she is really getting tired of these holy roller jackasses making stuff up. But back to Pastor Greg.  The website also posted his church address.  It is on Old Dirt Road, Mt. Juliet, Wilson County, Tennessee.

Old. Dirt. Road.

So, as I do my daily power walk around the complex and check out the license plates of current guests, I will be on the lookout for Wilson County, Tennessee.  I will inspect their tires carefully and see if I can spot a lot of “Old Dirt”.  Then I’ll know what areas of the complex to avoid this week.

I hate it here.

Love,

Your wicked, Jezebel demon Joyce

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