Dear you,
Be very glad you are anywhere but in the Panhandle beach
scene now. The crowding, anxiety, and
general bad attitudes have reached all time highs; I guess I should say
lows. I dashed over to the west end of
Panama City Beach to get a trim today and one of the stylists told me hotels
are charging up to $700 a night now and through the July 4th
holiday. $700 a night for PCB? It is really trashy there, even more than
here on 30A. Chatty haircutter also told me her phone is blowing up, “friends”
calling from Georgia, begging for a place to crash. Georgia, again, the Marjorie Taylor Greene
type of Georgia, coming in hard and steady.
Them, and of course Tennessee guests, disembarking by the truckload all
over the place. These TN visitors may or
may not be devotees of that state’s demented pastor, Greg Locke, featured above with our favorite pillow guy.
Locke is in the news because of his latest sermonette-rant informing
his audience that Pence is Judas, VP Harris is a “jezebel demon”, and Biden is
a sex-trafficking “mongrel, he’s of the left, he ain’t no better than the Pope
and Oprah Winfrey and Tom Hanks and the rest of that wicked crowd.”
Oh. Dear. God.
Who is stupid enough to believe this man? His church, Global Vision Bible Church, is
located in Wilson County, Tennessee, a suburb of Nashville. As usual, I suggest you use your Google,
check out the organization and their website littered with mission statements
like “we believe the Bible is the perfect Word of God.” Greg, Greg, Greg, ever hear of the Council of
Nicea and Emperor Constantine, the clever creator of Christian theology brain-twisters
like: Jesus is the son of god but not God-god,
but still all blended in with god because, you know, one substance, so same but
not because the Holy Spirit is included in the clump as a ghost that is holy, not
like Casper zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Sorry, I tend to doze off when overwhelmed by bullshit. But I can promise you whoever god is, she is
really getting tired of these holy roller jackasses making stuff up. But back
to Pastor Greg. The website also posted
his church address. It is on Old Dirt
Road, Mt. Juliet, Wilson County, Tennessee.
Old. Dirt. Road.
So, as I do my daily power walk around the complex and check
out the license plates of current guests, I will be on the lookout for Wilson
County, Tennessee. I will inspect their
tires carefully and see if I can spot a lot of “Old Dirt”. Then I’ll know what areas of the complex to
avoid this week.
I hate it here.
Love,
Your wicked, Jezebel demon Joyce
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